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SingleJacqueline
Canal Fulton, 92433
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SEEKING HEAVY SET LARGE BREASTED. Here's the deal though. So I turn lbs. I do Insanity for my lunch break and off-and-on P x X at home. Having said that, I'm not ripped like Jesus but I am fit. That's what I want. Junk in the trunk is fine, but if you're shorter than me and are still within x lbs of me, stop. Sorry. Education: A formal xxx isn't necessary (I never completed college myself), but having a brain is more important than bra size. Religion: I don't care, but understand I am athiest and this is America. I respect that everyone is entitled to their own spiritual cup to be filled however they please. Please respect that I don't have one, am not looking for xxx and will not join whatever Sunday club promises the best prizes after I'm dead. I will not allow your beliefs to interfere with what I think of you if you can be the same way. Sense of Humor: Have xxx I joke around a lot. Sarcasm is my native language. I WILL say something that will make you go "Eweww." I enjoy making people laugh, myself most of all, and if you can't take the stick out of your ass and at least roll your eyes at me, we really have nothing to discuss. Personality: If you're still reading, wow. Kudos. Here's where I'll probably lose you. DON'T BE CRAZY. I'm sick of crazy. Whether it's an ex, your mom, your ren or YOU, if you're bringing drama to the table I'm beyond uninterested. I don't have because I have yet to really meet a not-crazy woman, Jarvie, Alberta matures looking for sex and I don't wanna be forever tied to a nutjob. Sorry. Not doing that again. Work/Living: I work. How much depends on whether or not I'm attached. I make decent money, I rent out an apartment, own xxx vehicles and pay all my bills. Have at least that. If you have a roommate and they are excessively crazier than you, sorry. Pets: Love dogs, despise cats. Interests: I game, I read, I hike, I drive, I camp, I shoot, I hunt, I cook (VERY well), I love Munchkin, I love the Aqua Teens, Yantai swinger wendy fucked Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire...share at least a couple of those and we'll be fine. I'm fairly open to suggestions as well. So. The end of my novel. While this was mainly farcical, it is in fact EXACTLY what I want. Life is about learning from your mistakes and as far as my love life is concerned this is about the perfect combination. That and with all the bullshit I've experienced I'm unwilling to compromise much. hahah This list will never be fulfilled...but that'd be awesome. Red carpet club. Asian ladies searching women looking sex |
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