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Not importantErnestine
Ettalong Beach, 51299
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Cute cocksucker where are you. Musician looking for affectionate, loving, beautiful girl for a LTR The following is a paid advertisement for Jason Merritt. Jason Merritt and its affiliates do not endorse, nor promote any of the following statements or opinions. And even if they did, you got a problem with that? I'm like a white belt in Karate. -The name's Jason, but everyone s me Jason, so that name has kinda stuck. -I'm Honda Accord, SPECIAL EDITION. Yep, that's right. So i'll just go ahead and have you ladies let that sink in; all this can be yours. -I love being affectionate; kissing and cuddling A LOT. If you don't, then you're probably a robot, our private Blue Ridge Virginia party and I don't trust robots. -I need a girl who also loves to kiss and cuddle and be affectionate a lot too; and who also likes to pillow fight, watch "Pretty Little Liars", and have slumber parties with me. Nail painting optional, but SOOO welcome! -I must stress the fact that i'm not a stuffy square, and actually am very contemporary in my street slang; for instance, i'm quite the happening individual around my parts, and have been known to get jiggy with it on several occasions with the popular piers of my youth. -You could say i'm a musician; I play drums, guitar, piano/keyboards, and vocals. -I'm a freelance music producer and songwriter for a living. Meaning I make people pay me to write their music for them because i'm THAT good. -I love a woman who can sing or dance well, like professionally; I don't know why. Probably because my feet catch on fire when I hit the dance floor. And by fire I mean I look like someone who's trying to put a fire out on their body. What i'm trying to say is I can't dance. -I'm a sucker for a girl who wears heels and flip flops often, because I think they're sexy and cute, and they enhance the cuteness of an already cute girl. And because they're cute too. -I love making a girl laugh, and seeing her smile. But the real test is making a girl laugh WITHOUT making her smile; i'm still working on that, and how creepy it would look. -It's important for me to make a girl feel safe and protected with me always, especially when i'm holding her in my arms. And if I can't, then i'll be forced to genetiy grow more arms onto my body like an octopus until she does feel safe. Although, meet women for sex in Olympic valley California looking for lonely house wife to spend time with if I had as many arms as an octopus, I would probably scare girls off and do more harm than good. -I have an oddball sense of humor at times, so don't take it too seriously. And if you do, then i'm glad, and i'm like, totally super serious when I say that. If you're attracted to me, and interested in getting to know me and a relationship, send me an Email with some pictures of you, and have the subject line say "Talented Man", as to feed my ego. Also so I know you're not spam, because I hate spam. Ok... I don't HATE spam, I just PREFER bologna. Looking for a Angel29 to 43. Horny cougar seeking lonely married granny |
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