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Teach a woman about great anal. So I'm a not so simple country girl because I am a married whore with tons of trailer drama. ready to find someone that appreciates me for the fact I can beat them in eating contests. I've been through some rough relationships lately the last guy I was sleeping with was crushed and killed while I was riding him during sex. found out that I'm probably a little too trusting in the McDonalds menu, but maybe somewhat difficult to understand at the same time because my cheeks are so fat they are forcing my mouth shut. Anyways, about me. I was raised on a ranch (IN A BARN WITH THE OTHER COWS TO BE EXACT), I love the country so I can graze, I love football because they sell hot dogs at the games, I love family, I love goin dancin and spendin time with my girlfriends because I am the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend). I'm a total summer person. love the lake and the river because they are large enough to hold me as most swimming pools are too small, love texas country concerts where ur sweatin so much that ya gotta poor beer on yourself to cool off and I LOVE to pour beer all over my huge beer gut, love random road trips and cheesecake factory tours, baseball games because they sell hot dogs there too. Let's see, I'm not a toothpick (obviously) or a supermodel (just SUPER sized). I have curves (I am being nice to myself and not calling myself a FAT SHIT). But that doesn't mean I can't dance my ass off in some hole in the wall dancehall (actually my ass is so huge I KNOW it isnt going anywhere). I have x tats, but all can be hidden so I'm not all tatted up and so people don't see my mural sized tats demonstrating my love for krispy kreme, dunkin donuts, and other various places that disgusting fat bodies congregate.I drink about xxx kegs worth of beer when I go out and smoke when I drink. I'm a fun, outgoing person. kinda stubborn and feisty because I will get pissed if you ask me to put down my fork, can be goofy, have a pretty thick accent and thick thunder thighs. mostly when i drink or when im super tired lol because I am going back to my trailer park roots when I get drunk and reminisce about sleeping with my brother .I'm lookin' for a good ole country boy, someone who was raised right, single women Arta knows how to treat a woman to a nice steak dinner. so yeah, that's me. And I know I have some anti-fans (bitch no xxx on xxx likes your ass here) out there, horny people Alice but please don't rag on me. I just am seein what's out there I'm tired of findin' the wrong guys, so maybe I'll find xxx this time. if you aren't interested, no big deal. just move on! Thanks y'all! (AWWWW how cute, just move on You first chunky, maybe ONTO THE FUCKING TREADMILL!!!!) Oh and since I might be out later and won't be checkin my text me TEXT don't so my husband wont hear the ring (two xxx four three xxx four xxx six xxx seven) ----- Thats also close to how much I weigh AND I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN MARRIED TO SOME GUY IN THE MILITARY I most likely would never marry a military man (we wouldn't marry you either chunkster, why would we want someone who can't even do xxx push up??) . I have been married, but we didn't work out (because I NEVER WORK OUT of course)!!! I am SINGLE and probably going to stay that way. Sexy mature women want dating lady Tweet