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Fun AA couple for granny dating and spades couple. Dick you today BBC looking for white our hispanic ladies who are having a sweet tooth today for my big chocolate stick. x " cock can do either bareback or with condom, just be ddf as I am. Put "today" in subject line so I know who is spam and who is real. Lookin' for a Summer Buddy! Read this; you'll be glad you did. :) Hey there! First off, thank you very kindly for taking a few minutes to read this post. If you continue much further, you'll quickly realize that I write like I speak, so hopefully you'll be able to glean a little insight into my personality just by reading. Pretty good for a xxx ad, huh? What's a Summer Buddy? So here's the deal: Every year I quit my job right at the start of summer (June x st). This gives me all summer to enjoy freedom, lack of responsibilities, warm weather, and, hopefully, good friends. However, most of us seem to have forgotten how great summer vacation was when we were young, and none of my friends are available to spend much time with me during the summer, being that they'll all be stuck in their cubicles at their desks. This is where, hopefully, you come in. Because my normal friends are unavailable, I try to find new people to spend time with. Surely not everyone is planning to spend the only few good months a year cooped up indoors... right? ... right? Okay, I get that. But why are you only looking for women? Based entirely on past experience. Men have a natural competitiveness about them that doesn't typiy go away until after their relationship has been solidified and the male-hierarchy has been established. This, if you don't know, is kind of a pain in the ass, and I'd rather not deal with it during my vacation. Women, on the other had, there's no competition. Instead, it's almost an instant cooperation. Friendships are easier established, there's no testoster xxx driven xxx upsmanship. All in all, it's just easier and more fun. :) What a great idea! But why would I want to spend my summer with you? Wow, am I sensing a little hostility in that question? Geez. But really, it's a good question. If I had just xxx (run-on) sentence to reply, it would be this (*deep breath*): I'm a nice, funny, honorable guy who is committed to enjoying life by encountering new experiences and doing right by his friends, and it doesn't hurt that I have an entertaining past from which I can pull many a funny story for your amusement. In more detail, I'm a stunningly handsome fellow (well, maybe not "stunningly," but "reasonably") with many scholarly pursuits, including engineering, psychology, and world religions; my favourite authors are Asimov and Heinlein; I have xxx puppy dogs; I'm in shape and ready to have fun; I ride motorcycles in the summer and snowboard in the winter; I have a wonderful (if a bit sarcastic) sense of humour, and am the social-center for our group of friends; I live by the rule "Always do what you think is right." I've traveled all over the world, I've started my own charity organization, and I've spent time living homeless. I think that xxx of the major, if not the most important, part of life is new experiences. More people need to do more things, see more of life, experience more that this world has to offer. Sounds pretty hippie-ish, huh? Well, it works for me. :-) During the summer, I love to get outdoors. I'm born for the sun. I jog, run, play sports on the weekends. I really like ultimate frisbee; I usually carry xxx around with me *just in case.* Okay, so you're a great guy and all, but what makes you think you want to spend your summer with a stranger? Past experience. Like I said, I've been doing this for years. Some summers are better than others, sure, but I've never had a "bad" experience. I'm pretty thorough in my screening process, I guess (I'm pretty big on safety when it comes to internet things), so I'm sure that helped a lot. I guess I can tell you about a couple of the more memorable summer experiences in brief. To start off with, there was a charming asian girl who's hobbies included writing adult fiction involving her coworkers and classmates. She also got off on dating really rich guys who wanted her to be a bitch to them. I know, sounds really weird, but it made for great stories. We spent most of the summer jogging on all the trails and bike paths on the east side. She's the xxx who taught me the term 'twinkie.' "I'm yellow on the outside, and white on the inside!" There was this lovely, charming medical student studying abroad here in Washington. She didn't know anyone when she came here, so we ended up spending a lot of time together before school started. I helped her with the finer points of our language, and she taught me the naughtier points of hers. *sly grin* We spent most of the summer at the beach; though her skin was a beautiful tan naturally, she kept insisting that she was as pale as a Seattlite. Good times. The last story I'll share (because it was xxx of the most interesting turn-outs) is of this wonderfully hilarious girl... cute as a button, always happy, bouncy, excited to see you... you know the type. She would sketch out portraits of people and put them into settings from Final Fantasy games. I thought that was a great hobby, personally (I'm not artistiy talented at all, so I was jealous). She used that summer to "explore herself" (as she put it) and decided to give being bi a try. She was certainly interesting. Made for some good stories. There were others, of course, and I love telling stories, but I don't want to be here typing all night. :-) Wow, quite an assortment! Given all that, what kind of girl are you looking for? I'd like to say that I'm not picky, since I don't really care about things like race, religion, political views, or anything like that, but I do have a few basic criteria that I adhere to: - Non-smokers only. I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke (allergic to something poisonous, you say? Odd...), so this isn't even a preference, it's an absolute requirement. - No married or moms. Wives and Mothers have always been ... I don't know, maybe "sacred" is too strong a word, but for lack of a better term... sacred to me. I don't feel right taking time and, yes, emotional investment away from a lady who already has such worthy and important concerns in her life. I can't be that selfish. - If you're on serious mood-altering medication (or need to be), that's just... it's too oppressive of an undertaking for my summer. I tried this once and it just... it didn't turn out well. That baggage is a little too heavy for me. - Must have a good sense of humour. People who take themselves and life too serious are simply not much fun to be around. Sorry if that sounds harsh. If you can't think of at least xxx joke that makes you chuckle right now, maybe you're not quite right for this. - Shallow, self-centered, Princess of the World types simply need not apply. I'm looking for a comrade, not someone to worship, Irwin OH wife swapping friendship and maybe more if it feels right Your Majesty. ;-) Beyond that, as I said, I'm pretty open. xxx thing to note is that I'm a helpless flirt. I always have been, I always will be. I don't intend or expect flirting to ever go anywhere, though; I'm not sleazy or anything. I mean it as a fun way to interact, and I would hope that, at worst, you could take such things as compliments. Some girls can find this annoying, so it's good to put it out there so there's no misconception. Well shucks, I fit that description. I take it I should probably email, but, what happens after that? Fortunately for both of us, I've done this a few times already, local fuck buddies Grenada and have worked the kinks out of the system. When you email me, I'll reply soon because I'm polite and prompt like that. If we can carry on an interesting, fun email conversation for a few days, then that's a good sign that we'll have similarly good communication in person (yay!). The next step would be something like getting a quick lunch to introduce ourselves and see how the transition from email to real-life goes. Most of the time this goes flawlessly, but a couple of times it became quickly apparent that I and she are simply not in sync, and it just ended there. If that works, then it's just like a normal friendship... hang out when we've got time, especially once summer rolls around! Hiking, swimming, beaches... watching movies, going to concerts, discussing all my crazy theories, sharing all my interesting, funny stories, listening to yours. This sounds like a lot of fun. I'm going to email you right now! Great! I'm so glad to hear it. When you do though, you need to do a little something for me. xxx is still a haven for spammers and scammers. To help me screen them out, simply do this xxx little thing: Tell me a joke. Somewhere in your email, lay your best joke on me. You'll get extra points if you make me laugh. ;-P If you do this, I promise you I'll reply. If you don't, then I have to use my discretion as to whether or not you're a real person, and ... yeah, just go easy on me, huh? 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