Horny cougar seeking online dating for single Almost time Just looking for a guy to hang out with and have some fun. I do not know what to write here. If anyone wants to talk just message me on here. I will message you back asap. Again i'm just looking for fun and i'm just trying to fill this partof the profile up cuz i dont know what else to say bored tonight lets chat any xxx like to chat tonight ? x m in sub line put what town your in to weed out spam thank you

Wife Looking to Outsource Responsibilities My wife would like to - for fun - "outsource" her wifely duties while she recovers from surgery. I'm a professional MWM, x lbs, average build... Please let me know if you're interested in helping her out. Let your body be my wonderland... You're married, probably have ren,. Your life is fulfilling, you've been happy and expect to stay happy, except for xxx thing; your sex life is practiy dead. 

Your husband loves you, and you love him. 

He says he still finds you attractive, but he doesn't kiss you like you are both still teenagers, and neither xxx of you initiate intimacy. 

Night after night you fall asleep hoping you will dream about a man who makes you wet whenever you think about him, hoping you will just dream you are with someone who makes your tummy nervous when you hear their voice, someone you WANT. 

You're intelligent. You know that this long-lost feeling is related to the situation being new. You know that any person, once you know everything about them, will become pedestrian. Yet you yearn. 

You also have way too much at stake to do anything foolish; after all, you're managing to live without it, aren't you? Besides, every single person posting xxx of these ads is probably weird or in some way completely undesirable. 

So you're here, looking on CL, laughing that so many guys can be so ignorant about women to believe that a cock/penis picture is going to elicit any worthwhile response. You are probably not even seriously thinking you will answer any ads, maybe just experiencing some vague sense of support- because it's not just you. It's a relief when you see all the ads from people who want something to bring vivacity back to their limbic systems. 


But here you are, reading, at this very moment, a straightforward letter from a complete stranger, xxx who is going to look and look until they find xxx exclusive someone to share, for as long as it can last, a resurgence of that panting, whores in Minett sbf seeking a little assistance heart racing excitement of the new; the early exploring parts, the making out, the petting, the new relationship sex: the fun part. 




Why isn't it going to be you? 



I work here, and am a professional with a reputation to protect, so discretion is an absolute. I will not put my (and therefore your) personal situation at risk. (That's why no picture unless you respond to this ad). 

I'm: 

Very attractive, athletic. I do have a life, so I don't live at the gym, but I'm very, verybored and horny want to feel safe active, adult american dating and workout regularly, and mostly eat right. I don't smoke, and don't do drugs. I would describe my physical looks in detail, but I'm anticipating an accurate picture from you, so I'm expecting you to want xxx of me, and that's simply a more useful way to decide, isn't it? So you will wait xxx email exchange, won't you? 

In physical matters I'm fun loving and sensual; I'm very pleased that many women haven't had enough (or good, or good enough) oral sex in their sex lives, because it's my favorite. So I get to be the Easter Bunny and bring you little chocolate treats. I love kissing and making out and snuggling and prefer teasing and foreplay to simply whamming and bamming. 

The xxx I'm going to find is: 

Very attractive, athletic (she must have a life, but know where the gym is). Her hair color isn't important to me, nor is her race or age, but she's lively and witty, and has always been attracted to someone fun loving. She's sensual and sexual, and recognizes the difference between the two. She knows what she likes, and doesn't mind asking for it. She's into receiving, and she's into giving. 


That's all you get to know if you're just out here surfing the web to pacify your longing. 


A few people will get to know more, and one, and only one, will get the little chocolate treats. 

The small print: 

Only D&D free- and please include a pic with your response. (If we need to take a step to assure we aren't recreating the Pina Colada song, we'll figure that out.) Everyone who sends me a response with a picture will receive a response from me, and I will send pics in return of course. Mine will be recent and accurate so you can make a fair decision; yours too, please. 


You might come back some day and see some version of this ad again. If you do, it means I still haven't found my person. Of course, someday I will, and then you won't ever see this again. 

If not, you might, someday in a languid daydream moment, flash back and remember this letter. You might even wonder who I was, or what I was like. Wonder how it would have felt to be with me, and to finally relieve the extended slow building up of years of pressure and of longing- the moment will pass, quickly, and you will forget, so you will never know. 

Unless, of course. . . 

-lddf